Mr. and Mrs. Smith

I finally broke down and saw Mr. and Mrs. Smith starring the uncomfortably handsome Brad Pitt and Angelina Parker Bowels. I went into this thing curious about the chemistry between the lead actors since I thought I’d heard somewhere that they may like each other for reals. Holy Crap! I’d wipe with a People Magazine if it wasn’t so glossy (you see, it’s not as effective as TP when it’s glossy… and then there are the staples… ouch). At least this wasn’t Gili! That fact alone kept this film on my want to see list. Anyhoo, Brad Pitt is pretty good in most stuff and this is no exception. I thought he was great in Fight Club. Oh by the way, some character in the film wore a Fight Club t-shirt. Ridiculous. Why would, director, Doug Liman do that? Was it supposed to be funny or cute or fute? All the shirt did for me was say “Ahem, you are NOT watching Fight Club. Remember Fight Club where Brad Pitt gets in all those fights and he says don’t talk about fight club? Man! Fight Club ruled!” Then I’m like “Shut up, shirt from another Brad Pitt movie! I’m watching THIS Brad Pitt movie! But, yeah, Fight Club did rule. You’re lucky to be a Fight Club shirt. You could have been a Gili shirt.” New subject, I have an issue with Ms. Jolie: I think she’s talented BUT I can’t see her anymore without replaying that nasty-ass red carpet episode at Mtv’s “Best of all Mtv Awards Shows” Show when she and her then husband/legal guardian Billy Bob just glommed onto each other as if the plane was going down and they had T-Minus 6 minutes to get pregnant. ICK! She just freaks me out now. It’s like she knows a secret and she won’t tell me. Like she knows a whole gaggle of secrets and she’s just hiding them in those puffy lips on her face. Tell us the secret, you temptress!!! Fine. Keep your secrets. This film was good times. Doug Liman also directed The Bourne Identity so he knows action. He was not invited to direct the sequel on account of his rubbing EVERYONE the wrong way. Not sure exactly what happened. I’m sure Angelina has the answer stuffed in those innertubes. I will say that I did NOT hate this movie BUT I would have not hated it even more if there wasn’t so much extracurricular drama surrounding the actors. I feel bad for Rachel. I hope Phoebe and Joey can cheer her up. Ross will just confuse things. I mean they have Emma to think about. Selfish idiots.