I WILL!!! kick you in the nards if I ever your kids in these. Of course, it won’t do much good since you’ve already assured us that you won’t be using them anymore. Nevertheless, a good old fashioned nard kicking doesn’t happen often these days, and I’d like to partake.
But Chris, without the whole Armor of God Pajama set how will your children depend on God to protect them from their fears, doubts, and uncertainties at night so their sleep can be restful and peaceful?
All I will say is anybody who thinks for a moment “ah, yes, these would be a great idea for my kids,” is in serious need of an ass kicking.
Or they should jsut be renamed Ned Flanders, b/c the kids will surely be Rod and Todd.
But no one has yet mentioned the pillow shield! Talk about keeping those bad dreams at bay. But then do you have to sleep with your head under the pillow?
I WILL!!! kick you in the nards if I ever your kids in these. Of course, it won’t do much good since you’ve already assured us that you won’t be using them anymore. Nevertheless, a good old fashioned nard kicking doesn’t happen often these days, and I’d like to partake.
snicker…he-he….you said nards.
shoot…there goes Abby’s Halloween plan!!!
Scary. But seriously, how’d you even find this site, did you google “future klansmen pjs?”
good point carolyn! i think googling random info is part of his job.
But Chris, without the whole Armor of God Pajama set how will your children depend on God to protect them from their fears, doubts, and uncertainties at night so their sleep can be restful and peaceful?
All I will say is anybody who thinks for a moment “ah, yes, these would be a great idea for my kids,” is in serious need of an ass kicking.
Or they should jsut be renamed Ned Flanders, b/c the kids will surely be Rod and Todd.
But no one has yet mentioned the pillow shield! Talk about keeping those bad dreams at bay. But then do you have to sleep with your head under the pillow?
forgot to say that I’ve visited your site a few times (via greg lawler’s site), and I laugh every time I visit.
There has to be a good Willy Ames joke in there somewhere.
As a Fuller student, I heartily endorse this sort of thing. The nard kicking, that is.