Hi Folks! I’m about to go to lunch with new co-worker, Rob Broadus. He’s super smart, funny and currently single*, ladies.
*While Rob was breifly married in the Philippines, it was never legal as the voodoo witchdoctor that performend the ceremony was quite drunk.
Actually, I think if the voodoo witchdoctor was only quite drunk the marriage is in fact legal. According to Wikipedia, the voodoo witchdoctor must be “falling down drunk”, “three sheets to the wind drunk” or “Teddy Kennedy” drunk for the nuptials to null and void. Apologies to Rob and his wife.
When you’re not at work, ask Rob to do some of his animal impressions. His wild boar will make your hair stand up. Trust me.