Published January 27th, 2007
in Sounds.
Here’s an excerpt from my unfinished Hip Hopera, “That Shorty at the Food Court Straight Ganked My Heart, Yo!”
This song is sung by the main character, Lil’ Big Tyme to his partner in crime (the crime is breaking into song and, maybe, loitering) Sumo. Sumo is Korean. Lil’ Big Tyme spots Dance Team captain, LaTrina Jones, and is smitten.
It’s a coming of age love story set in a big mall with a kick-ass Foot Locker, beeeotch.
93 Million Miles
by Chris Mundell
There are 93 million miles to the sun but I don’t have a car so I can’t drive 1
Was a time a pair of dimes I could call you I guess I’ll never know cuz I don’t have 2
If I had gold fronts would you see me? does me plus you plus love make 3?
Does she like a man rough and hard core or one that knows love, who and what for?
I think I need her just to survive. like Sacha Baron-Cohen needs a “Hi 5!”
I would live with her way out in the sticks or in the big city, 34th and 6th
Frequent flier miles up in Heaven What’s this ten gonna see in this 7?
Call a scientist cuz she radiates! Got so much to appreciate.
Take a truck of luck to make her mine Her like me, that’s asinine.
She just smiled at me just there, right then The rest of my words are forgotten.

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Published January 26th, 2007
in BlaBla.
I haven’t died or anything. Just busy and dealing with life to the point that I can’t keep you up to date with life.
David Malloy and I finished a video for another contest and we’re shooting another one on Saturday.
I’ll post those ASAP.
Published January 12th, 2007
in BlaBla.
Holy Ice Dancing Lords of the Ice Dance!
You must see the trailer for BLADES OF GLORY now!
Published January 9th, 2007
in BlaBla.
Steve Jobs just made me poop in my pants. I must have iPhone and a side of Apple TV.

Published January 8th, 2007
in BlaBla.
So far, I’ve been in a funk for all of 2007. Not sure if it’s one thing or everything, but I’m just kind of bummed. Tears of a clown, I guess.
Published January 5th, 2007
in BlaBla.
Hey! I got my letter posted at Unsorted Mail!! Cool!
Published January 3rd, 2007
in BlaBla.
I finally met Kendall Ruth! He decided it was too snowy in Denver so he paid us a visit. He even installed a door knob and helped me get my new ceiling fan working. It’s a good thing too since I used up all of my f-words for 2007 just getting the thing installed.
Here we are at my house, this morning! Photo by my 5yr old son, Will. Good times!

Published January 2nd, 2007
in BlaBla and Movies.
Happy 2007. It appears that the Doritos folks didn’t see the magic in our 2 promos. David Malloy and I have licked our nacho cheesy wounds and are still in the game. The BIG game, not this Doritos game. We lost this one.
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