Today, Bono got knighted while I got jousted in the knards. Bono looked regal as he accepted his high honor. I accepted that my Buick Regal wanted to drop the alternator belt in Oxnard (speaking of nards) causing my power steering to go out. Bono hopes to parlay this honor into some serious face time with leaders in positions of power on his mission for debt relief in Africa. I hoped to drive with out power steering back to Santa Barbara and spend as little face time as I could with my mechanic until my engine died which will likely parlay the $800 I just dropped on brakes and a wiper motor into some debt. Bono shares his new title, Knight Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire (KBE), with Bill Gates of Microsoft. My son won’t be a knight in the Jedi Order since I’ll be spending his lightsaber money on the car that broke down the same day I failed my exam for Microsoft Windows XP.
It’s like we’re brothers.


