I want to thank EVERYONE that emailed EVERYONE to support my run for VP of Pizza. It wasn’t my time as I was soundly defeated by Nick Mathis, VP of Pizza. I will lick my cheesy wounds and move on to the next challenge.

Great. I lost AND I have Old Man Neck






well, the conspiracy theories already are abounding as to the rigged-ness of the contests… Maybe it will be like little miss sunshine and you will get a call back saying the “winner” cheated…:)then YOU can drive to where ever “there” is in you VW van.
Boooooooo!!!!!
I would just like to say that while I was in the San Diego Mac store using their computers to vote for you, I met a guy who knows Nick the pizza vp and while he says that Nick is a nice young fellow, your video was way funnier and should have won. We then went on a long diatribe about how lame Pizza Hut is for turning this contest into a popularity vote which just means the winner is whoever has the bigger address book, and is not indicative of talent at all. All of this to say, we think you are awesome and will always be our vp of pizza.
We’re all proud of you buddy. Next time!!
There is no justice in this world! Sad…sad…sad! The problem of being your self-appointed campaign manager is that all these people keep asking me about it…day late and more than a dollar short people…well I still know where I’ll be coming for my daily laughs!
No shame in losing to a cheater, Chris. Even though you continuously remind me that that is not the case, I stand firm in my stance. In this instance, unfortunately…*sigh*…cheaters prosper.
(Ok well obviously I can’t really prove & support that whole “cheaters” stance but if I had a hidden camera, some PI’s, and Joey Greco on my side I know we could find SOMETHING. And what we would find probably would conclude in a nasty fist fight followed immediately by an outrageous “Oh naw he di-int!” Good times, UPN. Good times.)
Have to say that even the latest round of snow couldn’t be more depressing than hearing of your loss…you have to know you’ve garnered some serious support out here in Colorado…folks will be checking in to see what your next stunt will be and we’ll be pulling for you again…hi to Jade and fam from us here in the land of love
bummer. We still think your video was the best.
Thanks everyone. I feel the love!
I voted. My friends voted. Dang it, my MOM - thru her 28.8 modem - even voted.
My faith in humanity is destroyed.
I’m furious. Can we still go out for pizza sometime?
al gore.
Pizza Hut sucks. I’m going back to spaghetti sauce and Velveeta on toast.
Word probably got back to Pizza Hut that a friend of yours was trying to buy votes by promising slices of onion and anchovey pizza if you won.
There’s no justice this side of glory.