Crap, dude. I just used a webcam to confirm my worst fear. No, there are no monkeys throwing Mike & Ike’s at me, thankfully. I’m referring to my thinning hair. How the freak am I supposed to take over the world now?
Don’t try to remind me of the fact that the people I respect most have little hair (Douglas, Patterson, Clean). It does little to salve my wounded, fragile ego. I don’t even have money to make up for it with a sports car.
Oooooo! Check out the new header! Kevin Grose shot the photo of me. I think I was mad at him.
Kyle VanBergen designed the rest. He’s quite talented. Too busy to have a website of his own, sadly.
One day, Kyle, one day.
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My friends, The Hislops, can use some prayer. Maureen’s mom had a stroke. Mom’s hanging in there, but dang if that doesn’t shake up your whole outlook on things. Mo’s out in Woodstock, NY with her family. Pray for enough recovery to get her mom home to San Clemente.
I likes me the Hislops and it’s hard to see them get rocked like this.
Sidebar: I think this is what my website will look like as I get older. I’ll be posting about injuries and health woes.
“My new hip doesn’t hurt as much as the last one. Oh and by the way, vote for my contest entry over at Ensure.com!”
Check out Greg Lawler’s slideshow of me* and Billy of Billy’s Guitar Garage!
I got to pick up my sweet Fender today! I brought Kevin Grose because he was in a band and he could actually identify the bands on the walls. Like the drummer from The Scorpions, for instance.
* Warning: I am a total poser.
