Crap, dude. I just used a webcam to confirm my worst fear. No, there are no monkeys throwing Mike & Ike’s at me, thankfully. I’m referring to my thinning hair. How the freak am I supposed to take over the world now?
Don’t try to remind me of the fact that the people I respect most have little hair (Douglas, Patterson, Clean). It does little to salve my wounded, fragile ego. I don’t even have money to make up for it with a sports car.
 
Oooooo! Check out the new header! Kevin Grose shot the photo of me. I think I was mad at him.
Kyle VanBergen designed the rest. He’s quite talented. Too busy to have a website of his own, sadly.
One day, Kyle, one day.
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My friends, The Hislops, can use some prayer. Maureen’s mom had a stroke. Mom’s hanging in there, but dang if that doesn’t shake up your whole outlook on things. Mo’s out in Woodstock, NY with her family. Pray for enough recovery to get her mom home to San Clemente.
I likes me the Hislops and it’s hard to see them get rocked like this.
Sidebar: I think this is what my website will look like as I get older. I’ll be posting about injuries and health woes.
“My new hip doesn’t hurt as much as the last one. Oh and by the way, vote for my contest entry over at Ensure.com!”
Check out Greg Lawler’s slideshow of me* and Billy of Billy’s Guitar Garage!
I got to pick up my sweet Fender today! I brought Kevin Grose because he was in a band and he could actually identify the bands on the walls. Like the drummer from The Scorpions, for instance.
* Warning: I am a total poser.
This guy is brilliant! Check out Bent Objects and try to spend less than 5 minutes there. You can’t!
My pal, Andy White, teaches guitar to kids. They had a talent show where Elie covered my worship tune, Under The Fountain! Check her out here:
I cried a little. She plays it better than me!
I got to join my pals, David Malloy and Liz Cole, at the wrap party for the cast and crew of ER last Saturday night!
Highlight: We heard a rumor that our winning promo for The Office promo contest might end up on the season three DVD! Sweet!
Glasses gone.
Blurry life.
9 days, new frames ship.
9 years with wife.
Happy Anniversary, Jade!
One more time: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
My 1 year old, Rory, has defeated me. She handed me the arm of my glasses and I felt the power leave my body.
How am I supposed to look over the rim of my glasses in a superior way at people now?
A bright spot in my otherwise crappy day:
CM.com best buddy, David Malloy, got to shoot his scene in the ER season finale! It’s one line, but it’s a funny one line.
Here’s David all did up with wardrobe and make up:
Way to go buddy!!
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