Crap, dude. I just used a webcam to confirm my worst fear. No, there are no monkeys throwing Mike & Ike’s at me, thankfully. I’m referring to my thinning hair. How the freak am I supposed to take over the world now?

Don’t try to remind me of the fact that the people I respect most have little hair (Douglas, Patterson, Clean). It does little to salve my wounded, fragile ego. I don’t even have money to make up for it with a sports car.

Kojak, Dr. Evil, and Mr. Clean…all pretty big in my mind!
p.s. I hate sports cars!
Hate em both… both strands that is! HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
Yes! I SO freakin love myself.
(Joining you soon bro…hhhhhhhhhhh.)
Carrot Top has lots of hair. Not all it’s cracked up to be, dude.
Good point Steeeeeeeeee!
it’s what’s on the inside that counts. so, i guess we could say that you’re full of the goodness of Coke.
Ha Ha Ha! Clean! BTW| You are not losing your hair.
Well, I am one who does not understand this whole hair theory and thats what it is in my world a theory, I think it exists, hair that is, but I have no concrete concept of it. Gabe “Im greying gracefully” Friley and Andy “Im gonna always look fourteen” White have attempted to fill me in, as it were, me on the whole sphere and world of a hair filled environ. But it might as well be a crash course on Hermeneutics and Dispensationalism I just dont get it. Anyway, you look tops to me CM and you know did mention Douglas who is a cool kat and you could throw in Nygren as well. Cheers mate!