Yo, my peoples! My work buddy, Jim Eddy, and I are rocking* Redwood City, California!
Did you know it’s climate was rated best by a government test? In case you forget, there’s a lighted sign to remind you. I think Santa Barbara should have a sign like that. You know, if I’m driving around and forget, I could look up and - in lights - SANTA BARBARA - YOU MAKE HALF AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO LIVE HERE. I want to give a shout out to all my friends who hail from charming Redwood City: Anthony Spencer Davis, Esquire! Kellen “Honking Thunder” Soifer! Tad “T-Bone” Wagner! And finally, Redwood City Mayor Barbara Pierce! 
While Mayor Pierce isn’t technically my friend, she is a friend of the public good. I mean, she’s been on city council since that freakin blow hard Ira Ruskin was mayor. Plus, she really knows how to wear a broach! If that’s not worthy of a shout out, the terrorists have already won, my friend.
Jim and I finished our work in time to bring our matching facial hair to see Live Free or Die Hard. We’re just friends. I mean he has seen me in my underwear, but so have you, most likely. So, platonic.
I should host one of those travel shows. I’m good at going to a place a looking at stuff and saying things and then writing about those same things using words and grammar. And punctuation marks.
*rocking: Installing computers, server and network gear. Making sure the VPN is functional bleep squeek meep mop eeeeeeeeeeee urrrrrrrrrr awwwwwwww blurp flaaaaaarbt 010011110001110001010110001001…
Rocking: as in “You will receive a rocking butt-kicking when you get home for seeing Live Free and Die Hard WITHOUT ME after we had SPECIFICALLY talked about seeing it together!!”
out,
Jade
p.s. the rest of your post was HI-larious.
Jade,
Jim made me using a gun and harsh language. Also, you went and saw Shooter with out me and you know how I feel about Mark Wahlberg. So, we’re even.
That’s a stretch, but then again when a person is desperate they tend to grasp for straws and/or make stuff up. Consider you and your facial hair warned…it ain’t gonna be pretty.
Wow… a domestic dispute in public, on-line. How….Chrismundell.com can you get!?!?!
Oh and the facila hair… I agree with Jade… not pretty.
I was wondering how long it would take someone to pipe in on our online dispute. I’m glad it’s you Kendall
I wonder how many people have read the comments and not commented…..and why?
Jade and Kendall, I’m hurt and saddened by your words. I usually don’t speak up like this. I’m usually just happy to come out for a bit each day and scratch the crap out of Jade’s face, but now I am the one saying “ouch”.
kiss and make up you two…well, after Chris shaves.
I agree with both Chris and Jade.*
*actually more with Jade
Wow Chris you are all over the proverbial map, did you know that Tad Wagner and I went to the same Elementary School, Jr. High, and High School in Redwood City….and there you are!
Jade, I’m totally with you. If Zach had seen Live Free or Die Hard without me I would have called the whole thing off. I loves me some John McClane. In fact, if you still haven’t seen it and want to, let me know and I’ll go again. Yippie-Ki-yay…
ED! I totally forgot about the Redwood City Melendez Family!!! So sorry. Shout out to YOU!
Martha! Congrats on the engagement! I forgive you for helping Jade with her vindictive coping technique.
Dear Chris’ Facial Hair…. Get over it or get cut.
I still side with Jade on this one…
I’m happy to report that the facial hair is gone and Hopi and I have made out, I mean, up.