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Will and I are rocking the fauxhawk during my vacation.

I figure since Jade will be teaching the kids soccer skills, I might as well teach them the fine art of soccer hooliganism. First, the hair. Next, Will and I will celebrate even the smallest victories with a huge head butt followed by a resounding “OY! Next one’s in the bollocks!”

For example:
Will: “Daddy! I found my chewbacca!”
SLAM!
Me: “OY! Next one’s in the bollocks!”

Parenting is hard work, but worth it.

Malia will be an extraordinary hooligan.

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