If you have the means, get over to Los Caballos in Santa Barbara!  Good Mexican food and this beast called “The Monsterita”.  Jade, her mom, Tracy and her dad, Jim, barely made a dent in that thing.  How do you say drunk as a skunk in Spanish?  Borracho como mofeta!  I love the internet.

I’m off work until August 20th! I’m gonna take the family camping next week and everything. Don’t think about breaking into my house while I’m away. I have that place booby trapped like a mutha! Your boobies will get seriously trapped if you even try it.

I’ll remind you that I bought a ninja suit in 7th grade. So, either I grew out of it or it grew with me. You can risk it if you like. I don’t recommend you test my skills in the art of Ninjitsu.

I’m looking forward to a relaxing time with friends and family. The Steele ladies will join us along with the Hislop clan. Throughout the week we’ll have visitors from all over Santa Barbara and Goleta. If I can get a signal, I’ll post photos.

If I can’t get online, I’ll have David Malloy post items of interest for me.

Uh oh. Here comes Jade. She’s wondering why I’m not outside with everyone in our sad little pool.

I haven’t had lunch yet. Hmmm.

I love vacation.