Archive for September, 2007

Friends, I must apologize for the lack of activity here at chrismundell.com. The reason is that I strained my back.com a few weeks ago. And seeing as how I’m a proud member of an HMO, I have to wait a week to get an MRI. So I’m SOL.

Perhaps you are curious how it happened?  I would love to start the story with “Let’s just say ‘Two Men Enter, One Man Leave’.”
To which you would say “Huh?”
Then I would say “Mad Max 3. Beyond Thunder Dome? You never? Well there’s this place called Bartertown and Mel Gibson shows up and has to give all his guns at the gate.”
And then you would say “the guns to shoot the Jews?”
Then I would say “No, no, no! This is before the Jews.”
You: “Aren’t Adam and Eve Jews?”
Me: “Huh? I guess. Yes. No!!!”
You: “They’re not? or they are?”
Me: “No, I mean it doesn’t matter.”
You: “I think it does because you said ‘before the Jews’ and if they’re Jewish then you’re saying that Mel Gibson was there before the creation, in the great void, with the Father.”
Me: “What?”
You: “Bartertown.”
Me: “Right. Bartertown. There’s this big dome where these dudes fight to the death. Two men enter, one man leave. Like gladiators.”
You: “You hurt your back killing a gladiator in a big dome?”
Me: “No. I woke up, sat on the Crapper and…”
You: “made poopy?”
Me: “No! My back went out! That’s what… I just peed.”
You: “#2 man enter, #1 man leave. Ha ha ha ha!”
Me: “You’re hilarious.”

So there it is. My back is jacked and I could use some prayer and encouragement and sit ups. Encourage away!