No way!! I ended up in 1st Class from Medford to San Fransisco! Jeff Hatfield warned me not to fly 1st Class because I’d never want to fly economy again. He might be right, but this is a short trip in a smaller jet. Only 2 rows of non-common folk seats. It’s not going to be one of those foot massage and hot towel type deals. As I watched the stunning sun rise over the mountains of Northern California, I kind of felt bad for the riff raff in back. Then I reached for my MP3 player in my bag in the empty seat next to me. Shout out to Mallory, the flight attendant! Mallory!!! I need another blanky for my leggys!
You foolish, foolish man! I told you not to but you did.