I told my son I’d check on him soon. By the time I got in there, he’d fallen asleep with a calculator-magnet-clip on his face. I removed it. So, let the captions roll! OK, I’ll start: Kids! Can’t keep their mouths shut. That was horrible. Do better. Please!
Clip yer Lip, originally uploaded by ChrisMundell.com.

When mean fathers are left to care for kids…
Hey! That was self inflected! I rescued him (after I got the lighting right for the picture). Jerk.
for times when a breathe right strip just won’t do…
Dear shelley,
That is way better than mine! Anybody else? Chickens.
He’s got a magnetic personality.
Just trying to make a funny caption…obviously this has nothing to do with your fathering.