iPad

I don’t know if you heard, but Apple announced a new device this week. I know, I was totally distracted by the lead up to the State of the Union too. Of course I’m joking. Apple’s iPad was the most anticipated release since the iPhone or the Segway or my honeymoon. Hey! Don’t get on my case for sex jokes. You can’t go 2 seconds online with out reading the literally hundreds of feminine product jokes out there about the iPad. Which I totally don’t even get because the iPad is shaped nothing like a tampoon. I can’t bring myself to type the actual word so you will have to settle for tampoon or Punky Brewter’s Soleil Tampoon Frye or Erik Estrada as Frank Tamporello from CHiPs. Call me immature, just not to my face.

The big question is “Is the iPad a revolution?” I don’t know. But, I want one. I want one in each room I enter. I want one at Taco Bell with a self order app running. Don’t get me wrong, I like Maria. She and Andres are like my family. I will still say hi to them as I order my food via the app on the iPad hanging on the wall at my local Taco Bell. Some people are iPissed that the iPad is missing key features like Find-Me-A-Mate and Magic Carpet. I am iPissed that I can’t afford one or seven.

Depending on the apps that come along this could be a really useful device for some people and not just once a month like a Snoop Tampy Tamp.